Shaggy - Strength Of A Woman

I am going to tell you all a story. It is not pretty. I went through a clumsy period in my life where ever time I went to the store I happened to knock over a display case.

I believe I had an inner ear infection and my equilibrium was off ...bad.

Well the aisle was really small when I knocked over the Ice Mountain Water display...I felt my face go bright red. And I know this is terrible but I just kept walking.

This super shopper appeared out of nowhere. You know the type. Real hyper vigilant..Must correct everyone every minute of the day type.

"Excuse me mam, did you just knock over that water display?" Super shopper says.

"No Sir I did not.." I said indignantly. I know I shouldn't have lied...But I was already embarrassed before super shopper accosted me.

"Mam, Super shopper says earnestly , I know I saw you knock that water display over"..

"Sir, are you the water Nazi? " I calmly say and look deep into his terribly worried eyes.


He then turned red.

"Now please let me find the clerk to tell him I actually saw you knock over that water." I had just decided to be onry at that moment..


"I did not knock over that water and you know it!" He said incensed.



"Yeah, I whispered but they don't know that." And I smiled my most wickedly delicious smile I reserve for punks like him..


He fairly ran out of that store. And I went about my shopping in peace.

Nita ^.^