We have a cat named Sade, and every time anyone goes to the restroom he tries to sit in their drawers. Yesterday I am on the pot and he tries it. I yell, GET OUT OF MY PANTS, NOW! DON'T EVEN TRY IT!
I hear a knock on the door and go to answer it and my Mom is there, smiling. Am I interrupting something?
I feel myself going red from my head to my toes.
So I explain to her about the cat's bad manners, and she is laughing her crazy head off.
I have a feeling I will never live this one down!